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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be
smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets |
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IMAGINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEAVEN |
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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL |
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college
regularly.... |
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the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles. |
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never mind people when they say you're mad, cause they always
mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference. |
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i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to
start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a
color.who m i?give ans if u r genies. |
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If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! |
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Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...! |
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DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
----------MOBILE-------
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START |
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram,
woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch |
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life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary.
chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had
american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food |
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press 0 for help
press 3 for money
press 00XX for sharing happiness
press XXXX for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me {{Your Name}
0300XXXXXXX {Put your mobile number above before sending
this messages} |
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