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Funny SMS
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| Collection of Unique
Funny SMS and SMS Jokes. Send these
Funny
SMS Messages
to your friend, boss, secretary, brother, sister,
cousin, aunty, father, mother, wife, teacher, sir,
miss, spouse, family and to everyone you like.
Funny SMS are also
called Hilarious or Jokes SMS. These are misspelled as
Funy SMS, Funnny SMS, Funnyy SMS |
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It's the
sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the
bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called
Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind. |
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Gal: Do
u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I
ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them |
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What did
Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear. |
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Wife ko
Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate
hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. |
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Ek msg
roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye
aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap
pehle ek to bhejo plz... |
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Allah
Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property
khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya
hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota |
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God has
given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To
remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u
4get me. |
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Aj tum
DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain
gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS
ghar par pari hain! |
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College
ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka
mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye
to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay... |
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ONE DAY
A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE
BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES |
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Dad
2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet
D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush |
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The more
I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I
forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be
learning?? |
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Kar diya
izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do
rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) |
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