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Funny SMS | Funny SMS | Love
Funny SMS | Hindi Ghazal SMS | Urdu Funny SMS | Cute Funny SMS
| Cool Funny SMS | English Funny SMS | Funny SMS Messages | Funny S M S | Friendship
Funny Msgs |
Funny Mobile Messages | Romantic
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Funny SMS Messages to your friend, boss, secretary, brother, sister, cousin, aunty, father, mother, lover, teacher,
wife, husband sir, miss and to everyone you like |
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Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena |
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Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi
jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c |
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Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok
jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne! |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas
aapki shakal yaad aa gayi! |
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love
cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them |
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-gum ho jaati hai. |
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Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko
I luv u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein.
Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se
chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
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Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome
as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many
women as his wife suspects |
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Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek
din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz... |
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zaya nahin jaye ga kabhi mera yeh khuloos,,
pehlay pehlay mujh ko hota tha mehsoos,,
aap ne to pher dia paani umeedon pe,,
nahin koi jahan main aap sa kanjoos |
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khuda karay ke tujhe aisi beemari lagay ,,, ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari
lagay ,,, chahay darjan ho jayen bachay tere ,,, tu phir bhi ham ko pyari
lagay |
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Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian
sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach
bhi acha nahin hota |
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lamha lamha waqt gujar jauega, chand lamhoo main exam aa jayega abhi bhi waqt
hai do line padh lo warna pass kya ter sasur karvayega? |
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi
Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free
Hone Ke Intezar Mai..--- |
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MARY DUA HAI K TUM ZINDAGI MAIN BHOHOT AGE JAO, BHOHOT AGE
JAO, OR AGE JAO, OR JAO, OR JAO, OR JAO, OR JAHAN BHI JAO LOG YAHI KAHIN JAO
BABA MAF KARO AGE JAO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA |
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God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind:
To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
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Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR
mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS
ghar par pari hain! |
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College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay
dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to
PAPPU her sall fail hota hay |
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ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR "MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND
GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY. SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES. |
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The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? |
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Chori chori yeh Aana jana chor do. Chupke chupke yon nazar milana chor do.
kisi din bahot pito gay unse tum. Yeh masjidon se jootay chorana chor do... |
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Her khoshi ko aap ki taraf morh du.aap k liye chaand taray torh du. khushyon
k sab darwaze aap k liye khol du.. itna kafi hai ya 2;4 jhoot or bol du... |
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tum suraj mukhi main chandar mukhi.... tum mujh say dukhe main tum sy dukhi....tum
aisa karo kay building say koud jao..tum bhi sukhi or mai bhi sukhi. ;) |
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"Cricket" The craze of India
"Cello" The pen of india
"Lux" The soap of India
"Amul" The taste of India
"U" are the waste of india |
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare
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SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So
feel free 2 SMOKE more... |
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