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Wife: Kya
kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se. |
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Husband aur
wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki
woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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Sardarji is
filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes |
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Rizwan:
Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf
awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt |
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Zindagi
ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna,
thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa
lain gay |
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Husband
asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever |
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A 60
years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"miam sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein |
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Sardar:
Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister. |
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7,-7-7-
31-7- -3. 7,7-3. ! I 7I_7/ 3I_/ 7!_7_ press: Edit & remove all
7 & 3 to understand this sms. its especially 4 u, try it its
really funny. |
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Wife: Tum
mujh se kitna pyar kartay ho?
Husband: Shah Jahan jitna.
Wife: Maray marnay k bad TAJ MAHAL banwo gay?
Husband: Main nay to plot b lay lea hai delay to tum kar rahe
ho. |
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I Love "U",I
Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
I Love "U",I Love "U",
Dont get excited.....!
I love other alphabets also
Like X, Y,Z. |
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A Sardar
saw a beautiful girl.
Us k pass ja kar usay kiss kar dia.
Girl: Tum kia kar rahay ho???
Sardar: Main MBA kar raha hon Punjab University se. |
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When time
comes for u to give
ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will
never break
ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts |
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