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Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

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This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

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Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

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I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

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Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!

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You are here: X

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

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Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

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Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???

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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

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Familiarity breeds children

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We do precision guesswork

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If it's too loud, you're too old

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Common sense isn't common

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Nothing succeeds like excess

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Do pilots take crash-courses?

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If it ain't broke, fix it until it is

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The older I get, the older old is

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Relax, its only Ones and Zeros

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Do witches run spell checkers?

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