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Bhagwan ke
bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai |
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Makkhi
ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…” |
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Sales man :
Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international
company ?
C : No, he is my room mate. |
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Sharaabi
Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget
ur
wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai |
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Santa n
Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a
boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi
cricket mein hota hai. |
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Raniii: Aaj
Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya
Nad2909: Woh kaisay?
Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday
se naha liya. |
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Mere dil,
jigar, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum |
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Sardarji (
to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ |
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Apki
charcha har gali mein,
Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein,
Ye koi chamthkar nahin,
Aapki khush-qismat hain,
Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai |
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Bakri pahad
per kyun chadti hai….
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Soncho!!
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Aur soncho!!
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A duffer itna sonchne ki zaroorath nahi hai..
Wo utarne ke liye chadi… |
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1980 Girls:
maa mei jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le |
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Fizao me
tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,
Baharo me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhaon me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha…
Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota… |
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Hello I am
a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them
ur age… |
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