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>> Category: Politics SMS (Elections 2008 in Pakistan)

Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
” Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai ”
Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi

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A fisherman catches a fish and brings it home and tells his wife to cook it. Wife replies” Na Ata hai, Na bijli hai, Na gas hai, Na oil hai, fish kesay pakaon? Jao iss ko ja ker pani main wapas daal ao”. Fisherman goes back and throws the fish back in water. After sometime, fish gets her mouth out of water and shouts ” GEO MUSHARRAF” !

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Mush was out with his driver….. their car hit a dog who died……Mush asked the driver to go and bury the dog in the nearby village while Mush waits in the car……after the burial the villagers showered the driver with flowers and carried him on their shoulders, dancing and were very happy………………….
Mush asked the driver why are they doing this. He replied i dont know Sir i just told them that i am Mush’s driver….aur Kutta mar gya hai…….!

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agar aik ship main

Nawaz Shareef
Pervaiz Musharraf
Altaf Hussain
Fazlu rehamn
Pervaiz Elahi
Asif Zardari

ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga?

...................PAKISTAN

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Musharraf got arrested and was put in front of firing squad. Musharraf shouted:

Don’t shoot me, ‘Pakistan comes first’.

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yeh to apnay hi javaanooN kay luhu say tar hai?
maeray saalaar taeray haath ki talvaar peh Khaak

tu nay barbaad ki’yaa arz-e-vatan ko maeri
Khaak ai Aamer-e-dauraaN, teray kirdaar peh Khaak

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